(Cubed Cinder)
Gruntilda grinned happily as she, from her side of the machine that would
steal Tooty's beauty, watched on a monitor both Banjo and Kazooie stumble
backwards after getting hit by a charging bull and fall unconscious. She looked
over to her faithful assistant, Klungo.
"Banjo's game ends in my tower. Turn it up, I need full power!" Gruntilda
shouted.
"Yesss your Gruntyssship. Transssformation sssoon be complete…" Klungo said as
he pressed the big red button on the control panel. Both halves of the machine
shook violently and shot sparks and bolts of electricity. Both Gruntilda and
Tooty could already feel their bodies shapeshifting.
"Help me, Banjo! I feel all funny…" Tooty said. She looked down and watched as
her body transformed from beautiful to grotesque. Her furry skin changed from
brown to green, she gained seemingly a hundred pounds as her belly protruded
out, and her teeth looked horribly dirty and rotten complete with a couple
fangs.
"Bear and bird finissshed! Grunty winsss!" Klungo said as the machines both shut
down, with Grunty's door opening wide. As the smoke poured out, the newly
transformed Gruntilda stepped out. She was now the perfect beautiful woman (but
still with green skin), weighing exactly the right amount as she now wore dark
purple shoes, a dark purple dress with a nice big chest near the top, and short
and perfectly smooth black hair. Gruntilda looked over her newly transformed
body with a smile.
"Look at Grunty… she's a beauty! I'm much prettier than Tooty! Hahaha!"
Gruntilda said.
"Oh! You are, missstresss!!!" Klungo said as he jumped up and down. Mumbo Jumbo,
the shaman who had been helping Banjo & Kazooie until they were defeated,
suddenly came running into the room and pulled out a flower.
"Grunty nice. Come back to Mumbo's skull, yes?" Mumbo Jumbo said.
Just then, the other side of the machine opened its doors, revealing the
transformed and now monsterous Tooty, and she looked far from pleased.
"Banjo… Your sister wants a word with you… NOW!!!" Tooty screamed.
"Hahaha, run along home, little Tooty. I'm sure Banjo will love that big ol'
booty!" Gruntilda said as she, Klungo, and Mumbo Jumbo all laughed out loud.
This was enough to drive Tooty to tears, and she indeed went running out of the
chamber, making her way out of the tower and back for her home at the bottom of
Spiral Mountain.
"What now, missstresss? You have sssucceeded in your goal." Klungo said.
"Klungo, Klungo, why stop now? I lust for more power and I know how!" Gruntilda
said as she walked towards Mumbo and took the flower from his hand.
"Oh?" Mumbo Jumbo asked.
"Mumbo Jumbo, my shaman date. Perhaps you can help me seal this entire world's
fate." Gruntilda said.
"Hmmm… what does Grunty the beauty have in mind?" Mumbo Jumbo said. Gruntilda
was a bit disgusted that Mumbo couldn't think of any quick ideas on the spot,
but she didn't have to think long to get an idea of her own. All she had to do
is look down on the ground and see a cockroach crawling its way across the floor
in front of her shoes. Gruntilda moved her right foot on top of this cockroach
and crushed it flat into a lifeless corpse. That's when she let out her biggest
grin yet.
"I am now the beautiest of them all… now I wish to grow big and tall!" Gruntilda
said.
"Ah, you wish to be giantess? Mumbo can make that happen, me just need to get
Magic Glowbos from home." Mumbo said.
"Then make haste… with not a moment to waste!" Gruntilda said, with Mumbo
running out of the chamber immediately.
About 30 minutes later, Gruntilda and Klungo had made their way outside the
tower and at the base of Spiral Mountain, with Gruntilda tapping her foot
impatiently on the grass (and pretending to crush innocent fleeing creatures
underneath that same shoe).
"That Mumbo Jumbo, where is that lug? If I wanted to be bigger faster, I'd hire
a slug!" Gruntilda said. Finally, the villainess watched as Mumbo came running
into view holding a pot that appeared to be glowing with bright energy.
"Mumbo got right Magic Glowbo. Ready to use Enlarge spell on beautiful
Gruntilda." Mumbo Jumbo said.
"Ahhhh, very good even though very slow. Now hurry and cast your spell so I can
grow grow grow!" Gruntilda said as she casually brushed her dark purple dress.
Mumbo then got to dancing around with his pot.
"Eekum bokum, eekum bokum, ooooh aaaah ooooh! Ooooh aaaah ooooh! Eekum bokum,
eekum bokum, eekum bokum, eat your heart! Eekum bokum, eekum bokum…" Mumbo Jumbo
said as he danced around and a few Glowbos flew out of his pot. The next thing
to come flying out were bolts of blue energy that swirled around Gruntilda, who
stood around and watched Mumbo Jumbo work his magic.
A few seconds later, the spell showed its first effects. First, Gruntilda's
two arms enlarged, and then her head, and then her chest. Just when she thought
Mumbo wasn't working his spell correctly, she watched as the rest of her body
caught up with the growth process, namely her legs and her midsection. That's
when Gruntilda smiled with delight and watched Spiral Mountain and everything
around it, including Klungo and Mumbo Jumbo, shrink smaller and smaller in her
eyes.
"Oooooh, look at missstresss growing bigger and bigger!" Klungo commented.
Gruntilda was soon taller than Spiral Mountain itself and still growing. Bigger
and bigger the green-skinned witch turned beautiful woman grew. She even
wondered briefly if her growth would ever stop, especially since the mountain
couldn't reach up to her kneecaps now! But finally the energy dissipated, and
Gruntilda's growth stopped at 360 feet tall. With her hands on her hips, she
looked down at the ground below.
"Hahahaha! Look at me, how big I've become! It makes me want to go fee, fi, fo,
fum!" Gruntilda said.
"Mumbo really hit big time with Enlarge spell. Me much proud!" Mumbo Jumbo said.
The shaman watched as Gruntilda reached down and grabbed him with two of her
fingers. He held on for the ride until he was finally looking straight at one of
her large red eyes.
"Mumbo Jumbo, I thank you for bestowing your magic. The fate of the entire world
will surely be tragic!" Gruntilda said. The giantess then lightly kissed her
tiny captive, covering him almost entirely in red lipstick.
"Oooooh! Mumbo lovestruck!" Mumbo Jumbo said as hearts came in cartoonish
fashion out of his eyes and head, even as Gruntilda set him back down on the
ground. The giantess then looked a handful of yards away where she saw Banjo's
house.
"But before I can rush off and crush the world beneath my feet, I shall crush
Banjo and hand him his final defeat." Gruntilda said as she slowly walked
towards Banjo's house, easily ripping apart the bridge between Spiral Mountain
and her tower as her knees collided with it.
Inside Banjo's house, Banjo and Tooty both sat on the lone bed near the
window. Banjo had bandages wrapped around almost half his body as he tried to
recover from the pounding he took from Gruntilda's minions, while Tooty simply
sobbed uncontrollably and avoided looking at anything that would give a
reflection. Kazooie was wrapped in bandages also, just sighing and looking
between the floor and outside the window from Banjo's backpack.
"Waaaaaaaah!!! I'm a freak! I never want to leave this house again!" Tooty said.
"Awwww… it can't be so bad, Tooty. I mean, I hear there are giant toads who are
beloved superheroes." Banjo said. Tooty just growled at her brother.
"Yeah, like that's supposed to cheer me up! YUCK!!!" Tooty said as she got back
to crying.
Kazooie then looked out the window, curious about the loud booming sounds
that seemed to be getting louder and louder. At first thinking it was an
approaching thunderstorm, she gasped when she saw what was coming.
"Uh… Banjo, I think we've got bigger problems to deal with." Kazooie said.
"Huh? What is it now, Kazooie?" Banjo asked.
"Gruntilda's coming, and she looks like she's packed a few or so mushrooms!"
Kazooie said.
"Huh? What do you mean?" Banjo said. Kazooie rolled her eyes, forgetting once
again that Banjo wasn't so quick to grasp things at times.
"SHE'S GROWN GIANT AND IS HEADING THIS WAY!!!" Kazooie shouted as she flapped
her wings maniacally. Banjo finally got out of bed and looked out the window
where he indeed saw the biggest shoe ever imaginable right outside.
"Yikes! Quick, everyone out! Come on, Tooty, we have to go now!" Banjo shouted
as he threw on his backpack, with Kazooie taking cover inside. He got Tooty on
her feet and the two bears darted outside the house. And right in the nick of
time, too… as a few seconds after our heroes ran out of the house:
CRASH!
Gruntilda brought her foot down and crushed Banjo's house completely flat.
The giantess laughed over crushing the building with such ease, but couldn't
celebrate long when she saw Banjo and Tooty running away.
"You may have escaped my incredibly large shoe, but in mere seconds you'll be
flatter than a splat of goo!" Gruntilda said as she slowly turned around and
raised one of her feet into the air. She brought it straight down and barely
missed crushing the two, but the shockwave was enough to knock them off their
feet. Gruntilda couldn't help but smile watching as the two scrambled to get up.
Suddenly, Bottles popped up from the nearby molehill.
"Good heavens! What is all that racket… oh my!" Bottles said as he looked all
the way up and saw the giant beautifully transformed Gruntilda towering above.
He had to stop staring when he heard Banjo's voice nearby.
"Gangway, Bottles! Coming through!" Banjo shouted. Bottles knew Banjo and Tooty
were in deep trouble if they didn't take shelter underground.
"Yes, follow me!" Bottles said as he scurried back underground. Banjo and Tooty
didn't think twice as they dove into the molehill and made their way
underground. Of course, Gruntilda wasn't about to let them escape from her
enlarged grasp.
"Mmmm… so clever that you little bugs are, but you won't get far!" Gruntilda
said as she got down on her knees and punched a hole in the ground. She then
reached inside and stuck her hand and later arm in as far as they would go.
Bottles led the way as he, Banjo (with Kazooie in his backpack), and Tooty
all ran as fast as they could through the tunnel. Banjo couldn't help but be
impressed with the size of the tunnel they were running through, which was tall
and wide enough for him to run through.
"Wow, Bottles, I had no idea your transport tunnels were so big!" Banjo said.
"Heh, well, you can thank my wife for that! She insisted there be no more delays
from getting from one place to another due to tunnels small enough for single
file lines." Bottles said. The three then looked behind and saw Gruntilda's
giant hand getting closer and closer.
"Eeeeeeek! Don't let her take me again!" Tooty shouted.
"Hurry! There's a split coming up! We can lose her there!" Bottles shouted as
the three continued to outrun Gruntilda's giant hand.
Eventually they came up to said split and took a right turn, and even then, the
group watched as Gruntilda's hand stopped approaching them. They didn't know it,
but Gruntilda had stretched her arm as far as she could and couldn't reach
anymore.
"Whew… come on, let's get to my home in Jinjo Village. We'll be safe there for
now." Bottles said. As the three walked away from Gruntilda's giant hand,
Kazooie finally stuck her head out of Banjo's backpack.
"Yeah, WE'LL be safe, but what about all the lands we like to visit?" Kazooie
said, thinking about where Gruntilda might go next.
Back above ground in Spiral Mountain, Gruntilda gnashed her teeth and growled
when she couldn't extend her arm any further underground, and her rapid opening
and closing of her hand told her she came up empty handed. Finally she pulled
her arm back out and rubbed all the dirt off with her other hand, watching out
of the corner of her vision as Klungo and Mumbo Jumbo ran up to join her.
"Arrrrrgh, those little midgets! Despite my magnificent size, they have eluded
my digits!" Gruntilda said as she slapped her legs in frustration.
"Oooooh… isss missstresss going to go after them?" Klungo said. Gruntilda said.
"I will let them go for now to hide like the insects they are. I wish to go
crush other places and leave behind a most emotional scar!" Gruntilda said.
"Mumbo would love to see Grunty go on mighty rampage. Perhaps Giant Beautiful
One would like to start at my mountain." Mumbo Jumbo said.
"An excellent suggestion, my dear Mumbo Jumbo. I'll show that land first I'm not
some giant bimbo. Hahahaha!!" Gruntilda said, anxious to get on with her giant
rampage as she picked up the shaman and placed him on her shoulder.
"Mumbo will point the way to Mumbo's Mountain." Mumbo Jumbo said.
"Wait, missstresss! What about Klungo?" Klungo said.
"Klungo, my assistant, you should wait here. Let me know if the bear and bird
choose to reappear!" Gruntilda said as she gently petted the creature on his
head with one of her fingers. The giantess finally stood on her two feet and
walked away from Spiral Mountain. As each of her footsteps left loud thundering
booms behind, Klungo started running towards Spiral Mountain.
"Me go watch giant missstresss from view ssscreen in cassstle!" Klungo said as
he ran to the top of the mountain… only to realize that the bridge to
Gruntilda's tower was destroyed earlier by the giantess. He instead watched as
the giantess faded into the background.
Several minutes later, with guidance from Mumbo Jumbo on her shoulder, the
giant Gruntilda found herself towering over the region best known as Mumbo's
Mountain. She put her hands on her hips, casually brushing her dark purple
dress, and admired how small everything looked from above.
"Mumbo's Mountain is so incredibly small… this is why I love being so big and
tall!" Gruntilda said.
"Mumbo much enjoy view. It like sitting in blimp." Mumbo said. Gruntilda didn't
waste any time in starting her destruction spree, easily stepping over the hill
to the right where various huts rested, including Mumbo's own hut. Gruntilda,
with a grin on her face, raised her right foot up and slammed it down on a
smaller hut, watching it explode into many pieces around her shoe. For good
measure, Gruntilda rubbed her shoe left and right on the ground, making sure she
let any signs of life in the mountain where she stomped. After crushing another
one of the huts, she watched as three green Jinjos scrambled out and ran away
from her feet.
"Little Jinjos, you're not so fast. Now you shall all go splat in a blast!"
Gruntilda said as she inched her foot forward and indeed crushed all three of
the green Jinjos into lifeless splats.
"Hur hur… Grunty so mean to little Jinjos!" Mumbo said.
"It's to be expected, I'm so evil. It’s not in my giant nature to give a
reprieval." Gruntilda said. That's when she felt Mumbo Jumbo had completed his
role in her master plan. As much as she wanted to eat him alive or have him meet
some other cruel fate, she felt that wouldn't be fair given it was his magic
that made her grow in the first place. So she reached up to her shoulder and
picked him up with her fingers. Kicking a tall totem pole off its foundation
after taking a couple steps towards his skull-shaped hut, Gruntilda set the tiny
Mumbo down in front of the entrance to his home.
"I thank you for your magic, Mumbo, but now I must set you free. You can watch
the rest of my rampage on cable TV!" Gruntilda said. Even though he was looking
way up at the evil giantess, he still had hearts coming out of his head as he
slowly backed up into his home.
"Call Mumbo, beautiful giant girl!" Mumbo said. Gruntilda smiled as she watched
Mumbo disappear into his home. Then she turned around and walked away.
Gruntilda then sighed. It was only a short couple steps to get to whatever
part of Mumbo's Mountain she wanted to invade next.
"This area's so small, like the size of a dime. I should move on to the next
area in world record time!" Gruntilda said. As she got to walking towards a
section of the area where there were many trees, she saw a familiar looking
monkey down by her feet who was directing many smaller monkeys out of the way.
"Well, well, if it isn't Conga… that no good, no brained orange throwing
gorilla!" Gruntilda said.
"Oh ah oh… wasn't Conga's fault… Bear just smarter than average bear!" Conga
said. Then the giantess, much to the gorilla's surprise, reached down and
scooped him up, holding him easily in her right hand. Gruntilda couldn't help
but feel the power rushing through her veins. A beautiful woman like her holding
a normally large gorilla… that was something that screamed award winning motion
picture in her mind.
"Hahaha! Look at you, not so big. I can easily crush you like a lonely little
twig!" Gruntilda said.
"Oh ah oh… Conga won't let big bad human witch get best of me! Take this, oh ah
oh!" Conga said as he managed to free one of his arms from Gruntilda's tight
grip. He pulled an orange out from inside his red tank top and hurled it towards
Gruntilda's face. The orange splattered all over her right cheek, but did
nothing more than make her blink briefly.
"That was an enormous mistake, silly little orange brain. Now I will show you
what it's like to be an airplane!" Gruntilda said. The giantess then cocked her
arm backwards and then slung it forward like a baseball pitcher, sending Conga
flying into the sky.
"Oh ah ohweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Conga shouted before he disappeared in a
blink. Gruntilda rubbed her hands as she looked up at the blue sky.
"Such a beautiful sky, the blue is so thick. I just gotta find a way to get to
my next destination quick!" Gruntilda said. That's when the giantess snapped her
fingers and turned around, walking back towards the stretch of land she arrived
from connecting the land and Spiral Mountain. That's when she looked down and
saw the silver platform with Banjo & Kazooie's heads stamped on it.
"Ah, yes. The warp platforms for quick transport. I just infuse the magic of
these platforms into my body and my trips will be very short!" Gruntilda said.
The giantess kneeled down, ignoring some more panicking Jinjos that ran between
her shoes, and placed a finger on the platform. After a quick flash of light
between the platform and the giant finger, Gruntilda stood back up and smiled.
"There! Quicker than a kitchen stove… I'm now on my way to Treasure Trove Cove!"
Gruntilda said. She then closed her eyes and concentrated. Soon, a series of
lights enveloped the giantess and made her disappear into thin air. Those living
organisms that were still alive in Mumbo's Mountain wondered where the giantess
could have gone and if she would come back.
Life was pretty much the same in Treasure Trove Cove, except on a wider scale
and surrounded by sparkling ocean water and bright sand. The same lights from
Mumbo's Mountain made their way out of thin air once again, eventually forming
into the 360 foot tall transformed Gruntilda. Right away, a familiar sight
caught her eye, and that was the lighthouse that stood atop the mountain in the
middle of the island. Gruntilda stepped towards the mountain and smiled as she
saw the lighthouse touching the very bottom of her dark purple dress, even with
ocean water up to the giantess's ankles.
"The tiny lighthouse sits as still as a brick. Perhaps I should give it an old
fashioned kick!" Gruntilda said. The giantess did just that as she gave it a
swift kick right in the middle. Although the structure was able to still stand,
it had a significant shoe-sized dent in the middle.
"And so, the lighthouse I have so beautifully marked, but there is no further
need for me to stay parked." Gruntilda said. Indeed, the giantess walked around
the mountain and looked around the rest of the mountain.
But the vast ocean on the outskirts of the island was too much for the
giantess to ignore. She wanted to get a feel for H2O, although in a different
outfit she was thinking of.
"I can't resist any longer this tropical water. I shall change into a more
fitting outfit that makes me look hotter!" Gruntilda said. With a couple quick
finger snaps, a series of sparkles suddenly surrounded Gruntilda's dress. Only a
few seconds later, it suddenly changed into to a dark purple bikini. She still
had her fancy shoes, but she slipped her feet out of those, fully revealing her
perfect bare feet with perfectly cut toenails. Gruntilda quickly made her way
into the water (stepping near the submerged Sharkfood Island along the way) and
shivered at first.
"Oh! The water feels cold even at my size, but I should walk around and watch
small boats capsize!" Gruntilda said as she took mental note of the waves that
she was generating with each step she took. Even though there were no boats in
sight, she still took great delight as she watched the normally deep ocean water
come up to her waist as she walked further out to sea. But Gruntilda had one
slight hiccup in her walk as she felt something pinch one of her toes.
"YEOWCH!!" Gruntilda shouted. She lifted up her right leg above the water, where
she saw the normally big crab monster, Nipper, hanging onto one of her toes.
"Silly little crab, why do you pinch? Defeating me, you have seen, is not such a
cinch." Gruntilda said.
"Hey, sorry! You were about to step on me and I was just defending myself!"
Nipper said. Gruntilda then recognized the crab as another enemy that Banjo &
Kazooie had defeated during their failed mission to gather Jiggies and rescue
Tooty.
"Wait just a minute, you're little Nipper. You're now small enough to be called
the Little Dipper!" Gruntilda said.
"Huh? Wait… are you the infamous Gruntilda?" Nipper asked.
"Hahaha! Infamous I may be, but you'll still have to let go of gigantic me!"
Gruntilda as she held the top and bottom of Nipper, pulling on him and trying to
force him to let go of his grip on her huge pinky toe. Nipper finally did just
that and sweated nervously as Gruntilda raised him up to her gigantic red eyes.
"And now that you have let me go, you must be punished for failing to defeat
Banjo!" Gruntilda said.
"Oh no! Please, don't crush or eat me!" Nipper shouted.
"Hohoho! Lucky for you I don't like crab… but after I throw you, you might have
one heck of a scab!" Gruntilda said. Much like with Conga back at Mumbo's
Mountain, Gruntilda wound up her arm and then threw Nipper as far into the
distance as she could.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Nipper screamed as he went flying into the distance until
finally crashing back into the ocean.
Meanwhile, while the interaction between the giant Gruntilda and Nipper was
going on, there was one other life presence in the water, and that belonged to
Captain Blubber, the hippo pirate who was driving through the water on a
hovercraft.
"(burrrrrrp) I love this new water traveling vehicle! I spent me gold very
well!" Blubber said. He was just driving around the water, enjoying the openness
of the ocean and seeing Treasure Trove Cove not too far away. But it was
something even bigger than the cove itself that eventually got his attention,
and that of course was the giant Gruntilda.
"Aye… who be that giant beauty!? I better investigate and maybe get her number!"
Blubber said as he turned his jet ski towards the giantess, keeping his eyes up
at her giant face.
And that's what would eventually get him into trouble. As he kept staring at
Gruntilda's face watching as it rose higher into the air the closer he got to
her, he then watched as Gruntilda threw Nipper the large crab out in the
distance.
"Shiver me timbers! That's a throw farther than any cannonball I've shot!"
Blubber said. By the time he finally looked forward to see where he was going…
Gruntilda's seemingly cave entrance-sized bellybutton was right in front of him.
"Yipes! Abandon jet ski!" Blubber shouted. He tried to jump off, but his jet ski
simply carried too much speed and both it and Blubber himself were now inside
Gruntilda's massive navel.
But at her massive size, she did not feel them. Instead, she took great pride
in having flung Nipper a great distance.
"At that distance, Nipper has kicked the can. Now it's time I worked on getting
a tan." Gruntilda said as she looked up briefly at the sun beaming down from
above. The giantess turned around and walked back onshore of Treasure Trove
Cove, stepping on the Sand Castle and crushing it flat beneath her bare foot.
"Hmmm… maybe I shouldn't have crushed the Sand Castle with so much vigor. I
could've cheated and grown even bigger!" Gruntilda said. She then sat herself
down, virtually annihilating everything beneath the lower half of her bikini.
The giantess rested her head against the mountain and got as comfortable as she
could. It only bothered her slightly that her feet were into the ocean water.
"My feet are in the water, it makes me feel defiant… but I suppose this is what
I get for being so giant." Gruntilda said. She then closed her eyes and took a
deep breath, taking in the sun's rays and listening to the ocean waves crashing
on the beach.
Meanwhile, inside Gruntilda's bellybutton, Captain Blubber was somehow still
in one piece. The same couldn't be said for his jet ski, however. It was in
ruins
"Arrrrrr… my beautiful jet ski! *sob sob sob*" Blubber said. But he quickly
stopped crying when he looked up and realized where he was.
"But blow me down! I be inside the giant lass's bellybutton." Blubber said. He
climbed out as quickly as he could, and when he surfaced, he was looking at what
felt like an endless mass of green land, which of course was the giant
Gruntilda's skin color.
"Land hoooooooooooooo on ye fowl giant lass! I simply must explore more of this
fine gift of nature. BURRRRRP!" Blubber said. The hippo pirate captain ran as
fast as he could, particularly for the 'mountains' in the distance that made up
Gruntilda's chest covered by her bikini.
Of course, given how out of shape Captain Blubber was, he was already tired
even after just a couple minutes of running, and he was still a long ways from
Gruntilda's gigantic breasts. He fell down on his knees and watched the sweat
drop from his forehead down onto the green skin. Amazingly enough, Gruntilda
seemed to feel this as Blubber lost his balance while the giantess moved ever so
slightly.
"Oh? That was a tiny tingle I felt back when. Who is it that is creepily
crawling their way up my skin?" Gruntilda said as she looked between her breasts
and focused her vision closer to her stomach. There she spotted Captain Blubber,
and she wasted no time in reaching down and picking him up. Blubber flailed his
legs wildly begging for mercy while Gruntilda sat up.
"Captain Blubber, I should've guessed. I sense you were trying to climb up my
breast." Gruntilda said.
"Oh heavens no… dear giant miss Gruntilda! I was merely trying to find any lost
treasure that you might be laying on… honest!" Blubber said.
"I shall not waste the time you spent coming aboard… I now present to you your
possibly M-rated reward!" Gruntilda said. That's when she dangled the hippo
pirate above her cleavage and then let him go.
"Wha-heyyyyyyyyy!!!" Blubber shouted as he felt himself falling and falling,
only to come to a complete stop as Gruntilda closed her chest together with
precise timing, trapping Blubber in between her breasts and inside the top half
of her bikini.
"My fleshy prison is so very soft. How does it feel to be trapped in a chest
bigger than Lara Croft's?" Gruntilda said as she spent the next 30 or so seconds
rubbing her breasts together. She tried very hard to imagine what Blubber must
be seeing… no doubt walls of green everywhere he looked, and the firmness of the
breasts cutting off nearly all oxygen in the air.
When Gruntilda finally let go of her breasts and allowed them to separate,
Blubber just slid down the giantess's skin, landing in between her thighs on the
sand. Despite being unconscious, Gruntilda could easily see the smile on the
pirate's face.
"Hahaha! I certainly got him in a trance… too bad he's too out of it to do a
dance." Gruntilda said. The giantess finally stood back on her two feet, coming
within a couple yards of crushing the hippo, but she didn't think about that
now. She took a few steps towards her shoes and slipped her feet back into them.
"Well now, all this sunshine has made me feel sleek, but it is now time I made
my way to Freezeezy Peak." Gruntilda said. Using the same hand motions and
concentration she used earlier, Gruntilda's outfit changed from her bikini back
into her dark purple dress, but relished the opportunity to find another land to
show off her sexy bikini in the future. For now, she cast her warping spell and
awaited her arrival to the frozen landscape.
The giant Gruntilda now found herself towering over Freezeezy Peak.
Immediately she had to shiver a bit as she felt the cold air tickling her
exposed skin.
"Brrrrr… so very cold I feel from head to toe, but with my size and warm
thoughts, I'll feel like a hot potato!" Gruntilda said. She took a couple steps,
but then stopped when she felt something striking her ankles. It was a couple
mean looking snowmen who were hurling snowballs at the giantess's ankles.
"How dare you snowmen fire at my feet? Now I shall return the favor and make you
hastily retreat!" Gruntilda said. She kneeled down and scooped as much snow as
she could into her hands. She lumped the huge batch of snow together until it
formed a solid snowball, which looked normal-sized from her height, but to the
tiny snowmen down below, they gulped nervously as they tried to slither away.
But Gruntilda just raised her snowball up in the air and slammed it down like a
pigskin. The snowmen were simply buried underneath numerous feet of snow, not
even their X-marked top hats could be seen. Gruntilda casually brushed off these
nasty snowmen and focused her attention on the much bigger snowman to her right,
one that had a pipe in its mouth, sported a scarf, and was almost half the size
of Gruntilda herself.
"Hahaha! Little man made of so much snow… I'll topple you over like an old
fashioned domino!" Gruntilda said. The giantess pushed her foot into the belly
of the snowman, and then pulled it back out. With an ever so slight rumble, the
snowman dissolved into a huge pile of snow that almost blanketed the entire
area. Gruntilda kicked some of the snow around, much to her delight. She reached
down and picked up one of the former snowman's buttons.
"Look at this button, made to press. It would look spiffy on my shiny new
dress!" Gruntilda said. But instead, she dropped it back down on the ground and
moved on to another part of the peak.
She looked down and saw a cave entrance. In front of it was Wozza the walrus.
"Yikes! It's a green skinned Nancy Archer!" Wozza said as he went darting inside
the cavern. Gruntilda simply smirked, and then laughed as she watched Wozza run
in.
"Hahahaha! Little walrus, you may be a bit younger, but you'll be perfect to
satisfy my hunger!" Gruntilda said. The giantess got down on her knees and
reached inside with one of her arms. She kept grabbing and grabbing, hoping she
would get a hold of the walrus, who tucked himself in the corner of his home
hoping he wouldn't be grabbed.
In fact, Gruntilda ended up grabbing something entirely different. When she felt
something in her hand, she pulled it out thinking it was Wozza… however, it was
instead a larger than usual ice key, much to Gruntilda's bewilderment.
"Hmmm? For what is the purpose of this giant ice key? Perhaps I'll save it for
later and get a ice cold freebie." Gruntilda said as she threw the ice key in
the air and she waved her fingers at it, causing it to eventually disappear to
wherever she keeps items in storage.
Gruntilda wanted to reach inside the cave again and look for Wozza, but a quick
glance over to her right gave her a better idea. She saw four polar bears, one
of them large and the other three smaller like they were his children, all
staring up at her. Even as she smiled and walked towards the bears and planted
her shoes in front of them. Gruntilda eventually recognized the bear as Boggy,
another who assisted Banjo in handing out Jiggies before his defeat.
"Well now, I must say. Has my unbelievable size and beauty caused you to not run
away?" Gruntilda said.
"Uh oh! Run for it, kids! She looks quite evil!" Boggy shouted. The bears turned
around and screamed as they ran away, but Gruntilda wasn't about to let them
escape so easily.
"Hahaha! Not so fast! I predict doom and gloom in your forecast!" Gruntilda said
as she reached down and scooped up the four bears with ease. She smiled as she
held them up to her face, bringing much fear to them as they looked and saw
nothing but her giant face.
"You look so teeny tiny… fit to snuggle! But let's see how well I can juggle!"
Gruntilda said. That's when she threw the bears up one at the time, quickly
shuffling them from one hand to the other and juggling them like a clown would
rubber balls. Gruntilda cackled with delight as she was having so much fun
throwing the bears around.
"Hahaha! What do you bears think about catching some air? But now it's time you
entered my belly without the need of cookware!" Gruntilda said. That's when she
threw the bears much higher in the air than usual. Once all four bears were up
in the air and screaming their lungs out, Gruntilda opened her mouth and watched
as, one by one, they all fell into her wide open mouth and down her throat.
"Ahhhh… such delectable treats I ate in a heartbeat, but now it's time for that
Christmas tree for me to greet!" Gruntilda said as she looked over to another
area of Freezeezy Peak and saw an oversized Christmas tree blinking brightly
with many lights.
Like the giant snowman from earlier, Gruntilda was about twice the size of this
Christmas tree. Already she could hear the lights, commonly known as Twinklies,
pleading for mercy.
"Oh no! Please, Giant Woman, don't eat us! We've found our home quite cozy!" the
Twinklies said.
"Why would I eat you, talking lights made of glass? I may be large and in charge
but that would still be quite crass!" Gruntilda said. Just then, she heard some
monster-like voices down by her feet.
"But feed us!" the voice said. Gruntilda looked between her shoes and saw the
green monsters popping out from the ground. She recognized them to be Twinkly
Munchers.
"Ah, of course, you Twinkly Munchers love to munch. May I offer you a nice
hearty Twinkly lunch?" Gruntilda asked.
"Oooooh! We'd love that! Thank you very much!" the munchers said together. And
with that, Gruntilda ripped as many Twinklies as she could off the tree and
casually dropped them into the waiting maws of the munchers.
"Oh noooooo!!!" The Twinklies all screamed.
A couple minutes later, the tree was completely devoid of any Twinklies. In
fact, the only decoration on the tree was the huge star on the top of the tree,
which she ripped off anyway and put on top of her head.
"Haha! There's no need for a sideshow, because I'm now the big star of the
show!" Gruntilda said before she took the star off and casually dropped it
behind her back.
"Ahhhhh… thank you, oh giant one! Is there anything we can do to thank you in
return?" the munchers said.
"Thank you so kindly, but there is no need. I should get out of this area at
full speed!" Gruntilda said. She felt she had spent enough time towering over
Freezeezy Peak, and as she cast her warping spell, she thought about her next
destination… Mad Monster Mansion.
When Gruntilda arrived, she looked down at the Mad Monster Mansion itself. Of
course, being only 3-4 stories tall and herself being 360 feet tall, the mansion
looked quite puny compared to Gruntilda.
"Hahaha! This mansion is as small as a house rat. I'll have no trouble crushing
it flat!" Gruntilda said. She walked up towards the mansion and proceeded to
take her first step on top of it, but stopped.
"Nah, that would be too easy and make for a short stay here. I should change up
the mood in the atmosphere!" Gruntilda said. That's when she sidestepped past
the mansion and approached another building in the area, which was the church.
Gruntilda kneeled down and placed both her hands on each side of the church
roof, and used all her strength to pull the roof off and expose its interior.
Right away she spotted the organ and the ghostly hand that was playing it.
"You, ghastly spirit playing those keys! Play me a song to make me boogie, if
you please!" Gruntilda shouted down at the hand that would appear in and out and
touch a couple of keys. Suddenly, the hand stopped with its disappearing and
snapped its fingers. Another couple of ghastly hands suddenly appeared, and all
of them played on the organ at the same time. Before the giantess knew it, a
familiar tune was playing out of the organ… and it just so happened to be her
theme song.
"Heehehehehehehe! My personal anthem, what a treat! This song cannot possibly be
beat!" Gruntilda said. At first she started her dancing slow by just bobbing her
head up and down. Eventually she swayed her hips left and right in tune with the
song. Finally she couldn't stay still anymore, and she started taking steps
forward, backward, left, and right however she pleased.
As she approached the Mad Monster Mansion, she would raise her foot up in the
air whenever a chorus change was incoming and then instantly slam it down,
crushing that portion of the mansion. A slew of flying green ghosts, both from
inside the mansion and also from the nearby ivy garden, also came out and
circled around the giantess, dancing along with her to the music. Already half
the mansion was crushed flat, and Gruntilda was really stepping to the music
now.
"I hope you ghosts don't mind seeking restitution, but I may be starting a dance
dance revolution!" Gruntilda said as she crushed another quadrant of the
mansion. She was getting ready to crush the last 25% of the mansion with another
foot stomp, but she had a better idea. She turned around and…
WHOMP!!
She planted her behind over the mansion. Even though the music was still
playing, Gruntilda felt she had danced enough and stopped moving around to its
beat. She stood back on her two feet and, after brushing the debris off her
dress, looked down and surveyed the damage.
"Hahaha! To bring the entire mansion down feels so good. And to have these
ghosts dance with me put me in such a fine mood!" Gruntilda said.
Then, suddenly, the ground began to shake. To a normal sized creature, it would
knock them off their feet, but the quake was strong enough to force Gruntilda to
maintain her balance even at her gigantic size. The giantess looked around
wondering where the shaking was coming from, and at the entrance of where the
mansion once stood is where she saw a gigantic drill beginning to poke through.
"Oh? What sorcery is befalling before me? This is making me feel foot loose and
fancy free." Gruntilda said. Finally, the drilling machine was completely on the
surface and shut down all movement. The drill eventually lifted all the way up
and two figures came walking out. Gruntilda opened her mouth wide when she saw
who the two were.
"Mingella and Blobbella, my dear sisters! I haven't seen you since the day I got
those warty blisters!" Gruntilda said.
"That was just the most beautiful thing, ever seen, had I!" Blobbella said.
"But never mind that! Sensational you look, Gruntilda. Your beauty stealing
machinery I did not think would work!" Mingella said.
"Hahaha! Never again should you doubt my prowess. Now you should call me your
royal highness!" Gruntilda said with a mighty grin on her face and her hands on
her hips.
"Hoho… Even think of stealing anything from your bedroom at that size I would
not." Mingella said. The two sisters watched as Gruntilda kneeled down and
lowered a hand to the ground. They walked on and held on as Gruntilda rose them
up in the air as she stood up.
"Still have that beauty transfer machine, do you? Make us big and beautiful too,
maybe it can!" Blobbella said.
"Actually, I have Mumbo Jumbo's magic to thank for making me grow. Even then, I
won't have anyone upstaging me on the beauty plateau!" Gruntilda said.
"Of course not, sis. But much fun watching you rampage through these lands we
had so. Come back to the Isle O' Hags and do the same there, why not?" Mingella
asked.
"Ooooooh… of course of course! I'll rampage through those lands with great
force!" Gruntilda said.
"Great! Let's just hop back into the Hag 1 and…" Blobbella said.
"Silly be not, Blobbella! Grunty can't possibly fit in that thing as big as she
is!" Mingella said.
"My taller sis is right, but have no fear. With my teleportation spell, I'll be
there faster than you can say All Clear!" Gruntilda said. While the two sisters
jumped back into their giant drill machine known as the Hag 1, Gruntilda
concentrated her teleporting spell to take her to a perfect spot to begin her
rampage on the Isle O' Hags…
Life was peaceful around the Jinjo Village as various colored Jinjos (such as
red, blue, yellow, green, grey, etc.) roamed around and did numerous things like
play and work. Of course, that wouldn't last the moment shiny lights showed up
and started to form together. When the lights disappeared, there was the very
beautiful Gruntilda, still standing as a 360 foot tall giantess. The Jinjos
didn't waste any time running around shouting their names.
"At long last, a location fit to smash! I'll reduce your little village into
piles of ash!" Gruntilda said. She proved her point right away by completely
crushing the Grey Jinjo house. And the worst part for the Jinjos is that the
Grey Jinjos were nowhere to be found. They immediately assumed the entire family
was crushed flat by the giantess. One Red Jinjo found it hard to watch.
"Noooooo! My best friend!" the red Jinjo shouted. Another red Jinjo was trying
to pull him away.
"Come on, brother! We have to get out of here now!" the red Jinjo said. The two
Jinjos finally got to running just as the giantess stepped on where they were
formerly standing, leaving a shoe sized crater in the ground. In fact, all sorts
of craters were forming where Gruntilda was stepping, making the area look
almost like swiss cheese. But she didn't concern herself with that. Instead, she
stomped on each and every Jinjo house one by one. Yellow, green, blue… they all
would eventually get stomped into rubble with little trouble. Of course,
Gruntilda didn't forget about the Jinjos themselves. She spotted a group of 8
Purple Jinjo, then reached down and scooped them up in her hands. She took
delight in seeing the Jinjo cower with fear in the palm of her right hand.
"I'd love to see how little Jinjo taste, so I suggest you all better be braced!"
Gruntilda said. She threw the Jinjo into her mouth like little drops of candy,
quickly gulping them down. Gruntilda kinda cringed not because of how the Jinjo
tasted, but rather how quick that snack was gone from her mouth and into her
stomach. But she took one look at the golden castle in the distance and
immediately smiled.
"Why waste my breath chewing up little Jinjo? I'll go after King Jingaling
himself and make my stomach go Bingo!" Gruntilda said as she rubbed her dress
where her stomach would be hiding.
Inside King Jingaling's palace, various Jinjo were running around in panic
while the king himself tried his best to calm everyone down.
"Okay, everyone! Please try not to panic! Maybe Bottles or someone else will
come to our rescue..." King Jingaling said.
"But who, your majesty? Who could possibly match up to that giant woman!?" a
Blue Jinjo said.
"I don't know... but we must not lose hope." King Jingaling said. The Jinjos all
looked around nervously when they felt the palace shaking and thundering stomp
sounds could be heard outside.
"Kinda hard to keep hope when she's thumping around!" one of the Black Jinjos
shouted. Then all the Jinjos screamed when they saw a hole in the ceiling get
punched, and then coming in through that hole was a giant green-skinned hand
that was feeling around almost every square inch of the throne room. King
Jingaling looked over and saw a Green Jinjo who was inches away from being
crushed by one of the giant fingers.
"Watch out!" King Jingaling shouted as he ran over and pushed the Jinjo out of
the way. He ended up getting knocked over by the finger, and after it touched
him a few more times, Gruntilda felt she had found her target and gripped the
king with two fingers.
"Help! Somebody help me!!!" King Jingaling shouted as he rose higher and higher
until he was out of the palace and outside, looking at Gruntilda's huge face.
"Hahahaha! Greetings, King Jingaling. How does it feel to be squirming around
like a dingaling?" Gruntilda said.
"Unhand me, you giant witch of admittedly sparkling beauty! Haven't you caused
enough carnage in our village?" King Jingaling said.
"I've crushed every Jinjo house with rousing success! I could also crush your
puny palace, but I digress!" Gruntilda said.
"But what do you want with me?" King Jingaling asked.
"What else, my little scaredy lunch? I want to see how well you go crunch!"
Gruntilda said. Without tilting her head back this time, Gruntilda opened up her
mouth and proceeded to put King Jingaling inside.
"Oh no!" King Jingaling shouted. Before he knew it, he was between the
giantess's upper and lower jaws and they were coming together fast. Despite his
best efforts to hold the upper jaw back, King Jingaling eventually gave in and
felt his very life becoming no more as incredible pain filled his body and
Gruntilda's pearly white teeth took up his vision.
Gruntilda chewed a few times thinking that would be enough to subdue the
Jinjo king before finally swallowing him. Gruntilda happily rubbed her stomach
region once again.
"Mmmmm... such a delicious selection of Jinjo, I reassert. But now I ask what's
for dessert?" Gruntilda said with a slight giggle. Just then, she felt the
ground shaking just like it did back at Mad Monster Mansion. A few yards away,
she looked to see the Hag 1 burrowing out from underground. Blobbella and
Mingella stepped out of the vehicle and looked around at the wreckage and giant
footprints all over Jinjo Village.
"Caused so much damage you have, big sis." Mingella said.
"Yeah! To make you mad ever again remind me not!" Blobbella said.
"Thank you kindly, my dear sisters, but I must be going. Stay behind and keep
the carnage flowing!" Gruntilda said.
"Okay, but where will you be going next?" Mingella asked.
"To Mayahem Temple I shall go alone... I can't wait to see their reaction that I
have grown!" Gruntilda said. The giantess started to walk away towards the
general direction where Mayahem Temple rested, but she stopped and looked back
at the two sisters. She then snapped her fingers, and suddenly the giant ice key
she got earlier from Freezeezy Peak appeared in front of them.
"Oh, and find out all you can about that ice key. I wonder if its secrets will
benefit giant me!" Gruntilda said as she casually brushed her short black hair.
"You got it, big sis!" Blobbelda said as she and Mingella waved their giant
sibling off and watched as she walked off in the distance.
Gruntilda arrives at Mayahem Temple with a smile on her face. She admired the
scenery spreading out before her eyes, especially the taller structures such as
the temple itself. Although she was still way taller than these temples, it was
nice to see they weren't as small as some of the other structures she has been
stepping on.
"To see these temples so tall is very sweet. It will be that much more enjoyable
crushing them with my feet!" Gruntilda said. For her first target in the area,
the giantess made her way over to the Jade Snake Grove, easily stepping over the
stone doors that keep normal-sized visitors from entering. She set her sights on
the nearby temple, reaching down and ripping the roof off the structure. She was
intrigued by what she saw inside… a wall full of all 26 letters of the alphabet.
"Ooooh… I recognize this chamber full of deceit. It's where one so desperate
would enter a known cheat." Gruntilda said. As she kneeled down and looked
closer and closer at the letters, she suddenly got an idea. As best as she
could, she tapped one letter at a time with one of her fingers until she was
finally able to spell out BIGGER. But nothing happened. Then she tried MEGASIZE.
Still nothing. SUPERGIANTESS, and nothing. Gruntilda slapped her knee out of
frustration.
"What a useless wall, filling me with rigor. It would've been nice if it made me
even bigger." Gruntilda said. But there was no sense fooling around with a wall
that seemingly had no effect on her. She stood back to her full height and
walked away to another part of the area.
Gruntilda next spotted what wound up being the Mayan Kickball Stadium. And
even better to her, she could hear some cheering going on even from a distance.
"It sounds like a bunch of creatures are cheering like they're in Monaco. I
should step in and give them quite the halftime show!" Gruntilda said. With
close to a dozen steps, the giantess walked her way towards the stadium, and
right away she could see a kickball match with numerous Stonies both on the
field and in the stands. Of course, everything came to a grinding halt (almost
literally on the field) as they saw the giantess fill their view of the sky.
"Hahaha! Try to run, and don't bemoan. Because my feet will turn you all into
crushed stone!" Gruntilda said as she lifted one of her legs over the stadium
walls and stomped down on a section of the grandstands, crushing it flat along
with some innocent Stonies. It brought a wicked smile to her face as she watched
the Stonies break apart in various pieces after she stepped on them. She was
quickly inside the stadium and stomping once almost every second, crushing
whatever she could beneath her shoes.
It only took a few minutes for there to be no more life inside the stadium.
The Stonies had either managed to escape or were crushed to death by Gruntilda.
The giantess couldn't admire her work for long, as she looked down by her feet
and saw some different creatures at her feet. These cat-like monsters, better
known as Moggies, were poking at the giantess's ankles with their spears.
Despite her massize size and not being hurt by these spears, Gruntilda could
still feel the poking and she looked down at the Moggies with her hands on her
hips.
"Don't you know it's rude to poke me there AND look up at my underpants? I'll
crush you just like teeny tiny ants!" Gruntilda said. That's when the giantess
raised one of her shoes and slammed it down in place, creating a visibly green
shockwave that knocked all the Moggies off their feet. Incredibly enough, they
were not getting back up. In fact, they all dropped behind some honeycombs that
Banjo would normally pick up.
"Those cat creatures were so very weak. They don't even deserve the ability to
speak." Gruntilda said.
As the giantess made her way out of the Kickball Stadium and eventually over
to Targitzan's Temple, which she easily towered over, she started to unleash her
destructive power and punch out the sides of the temple. But after a few
punches, she stopped. She took a look around the ground and didn't see any
creatures running for their lives. She folded her arms underneath her
larger-than-usual chest.
"What's the point of being in a place so abstractive? I should go somewhere
that's bound to be active!" Gruntilda said, wishing to send many creatures
running for fear as she stomped around like she did the Jinjo Village. On the
other hand, she felt she could really leave her mark on the entire world if she
were even a little bit bigger. But a quick snap of her fingers gave her an idea
on where to go next.
"Of course, my theme park, Witchyworld! I'd love to see how progress on that has
unfurled. Hahaha!" Gruntilda said. The giantess once again closed her eyes and
thought of herself in her theme park, Witchyworld, and soon she was covered in
bright lights and disappeared.
Moments later, Gruntilda found herself on the outskirts of Witchyworld just
by looking ahead and seeing the unmistakable big tent in the middle of the area
as well as the different locations such as the Dodgem Dome and The Inferno.
Alas, she didn't see a lot of creatures roaming about aside from some Jinjos and
a few bears, none of them Banjo.
"Bah… not a whole lot to crush beneath my shoes but I shall nonetheless roam.
Seeing this theme park again makes me feel right at home!" Gruntilda said. It
also made her smile that some of these attractions were pretty big even as tall
as she was. For instance, she spotted the Cactus of Strength attraction and
walked up towards it, eventually seeing it rise up to her knees.
"As small as that target is, it's not even a tease. I'll win the grand prize
with the greatest of ease!" Gruntilda said. The giantess raised her foot up and
slammed it down on the target, sending the projectile up at seemingly 700 MPH.
As to be expected, the bell went flying off the top of its perch. It flew high
in the air until it finally came falling down, landing right in between
Gruntilda's breasts inside her dress.
"Hahaha! I easily won, but that's no biggie. Now where is my shiny little
Jiggy?" Gruntilda said. Right on cue, as she picked up the bell from inside her
cleavage, a Jiggy came falling out from inside the bell. After a quick cackle,
she threw the Jiggy inside her dress despite having virtually no use for it and
then dropped the bell down on the ground.
Gruntilda's next stop was at the 'Dive of Death,' which was written on the
water tank and covered by a plank that stood almost 100 feet in the air. Of
course, Gruntilda towered over this plank at 360 feet tall, and she had a
different idea in mind for the tank, reaching down and picking it up with one
hand.
"This magnificent size I feel so worthy, but all this walking around has made me
thirsty!" Gruntilda said as she gulped down every drop of water from inside the
tank, unknowningly swallowing some golden musical notes as well. Gruntilda
aaaaahed in relief as she dropped the tank down on the ground. She glanced
around and saw some fast food stands for food such as burgers and french fries,
but she instead raised her shoes up and stomped these stands flat.
"My glamorous and gigantic figure calls for no fast food. Such atrocities put me
in a very bad mood!" Gruntilda said.
The giantess turned around and walked towards another part of the park. This
time towards the big tent in the middle of the area. As she walked there,
though, she had to dodge a couple things that flew her way, such as one of the
saucers from the Saucer of Peril and also the 'cable car' that transported
guests from one section of the park to another.
"Even from this size, there is danger abound! I must pay attention for things in
the background." Gruntilda said as she got down on her hands and knees and
peeked inside the big tent. She noticed what appeared at first glance to be a
lumpy green cushion inside, although the lack of light inside the tent made it
hard to see anyway.
"What is this green thing inside my tent? Have my sisters gotten lazy and wasted
time and money well spent?" Gruntilda said. Nevertheless, the giantess reached
inside and dragged the 'cushion' outside. As soon as it was outside, Gruntilda
was briefly spooked, sending her heart racing and making her crawl backwards a
bit (crushing the hot dog stand with her behind), as she watched the 'cushion'
suddenly inflate itself. It turned out to be a cuddly looking dinosaur standing
roughly 50 feet tall with various patches covering parts of his body from head
to toe. Of course, we knew this dino as Mr. Patch.
"Whoa! Hey! Easy now! I was trying to take a nap!" Mr. Patch said.
"Oh my goodness, my heart I had to snatch. Who are you that's made up of so much
patch?" Gruntilda asked.
"That would be Mr. Patch, madam! And who are you, if I may ask?" Mr. Patch said.
"The name is Gruntilda and that's no joke. To think just moments ago you were as
flat as an egg yolk!" Gruntilda said.
"Well… I suppose it'd be easy for me to inflate given your magnificent beauty."
Mr. Patch said.
"Pffft… your double entendre may be funny to a guinea pig, but I do not think
you are so big." Gruntilda said.
"That may be true now, but watch how big I can inflate!" Mr. Patch said.
The giantess then watched as Mr. Patch suddenly sucked in as much air as he
could. With a distinct sound like a balloon was getting filled with helium, Mr.
Patch sucked and sucked, growing larger with each consumption of air. Gruntilda
stood back on her two feet and watched as Mr. Patch continued to grow larger and
larger. She was very impressed watching him reach up past her waist. Finally,
Mr. Patch was exactly the same height as Gruntilda at 360 feet tall, which
amazingly brought a smile to her face.
"Well now, I am most amazed. If I had a glass in my hand, it would assuredly be
raised!" Gruntilda said.
"Well… one doesn't like to blow one's own trumpet." Mr. Patch said.
"Still, you'd make the perfect boss to crush a certain bear. He would be mushed
flat if he were standing down there!" Gruntilda said as she pointed down by the
inflatable dino's feet.
"Gee, thanks! That means a lot coming from you. How about we be friends?" Mr.
Patch asked.
"No problem, you great big lug! Let us celebrate our friendship with a lovely
gigantic hug." Gruntilda said. Mr. Patch's short arms prevented him from hugging
the giantess, but he allowed Gruntilda to wrap her arms around towards his back.
That's when Gruntilda squeezed, and squeezed, and then really squeezed. A
couple patches around Mr. Patch's belly suddenly came flying off.
"Ummm… Mrs. Gruntilda? Could you maybe relax on the hugging? It's a bit too much
for the air in my belly to take!" Mr. Patch said. But Gruntilda did not let up.
As a couple more patches flew off and the air inside him hissed out, Mr. Patch
was gradually shrinking. The strength of Gruntilda's hug meant that his feet
were being lifted off the ground as he flailed his arms and feet around, begging
to break free.
"Gruntilda, please! Let me go!!! Ahhhhh!" Mr. Patch shouted as patches continued
to burst wide open and the air evacuated, shrinking him further and further.
Once he was a quarter of his former size, Gruntilda finally let go and watched
as the dino flew around like an out-of-control balloon. Finally he was nothing
more than a limp green balloon as he collapsed onto the ground in front of
Gruntilda's shoes.
"Hahaha! Gullible dino, I'm a friend of nobody! I'm the only giant or giantess
that walks around this land carefree!" Gruntilda said as she, for good measure,
stepped on what was left of Mr. Patch, rubbing it into the ground with her shoe.
Once she was done with that, Gruntilda kneeled down and pulled two of the ropes
holding the tent together off the ground. She walked around and did the same
thing with the rest of the ropes she came across until finally the tent was
fully on the ground.
Gruntilda wiped her hands together as she surveyed the damage she caused.
"Well now, that was tons of fun. Then again, my giant body probably weighs more
than the sun!" Gruntilda said as she smiled and put her hands on her hips.
She then thought about that last line, remembering the fun she had in the
sunny paradise that was Treasure Trove Cove.
"I should get another suntan, and not a moment too soon! I'll make my next stop
Jolly Roger's Lagoon!" Gruntilda said. With thoughts in her mind once again,
Gruntilda warped out of Witchyworld and left behind the vast trail of
destruction she caused.
Gruntilda soon reappeared in Jolly Roger's Lagoon, already towering over the
resort town that eventually led to the vast wide open ocean. Of course,
Gruntilda could see that ocean thanks to her massive size. Everyone else thought
the lagoon, or at least the above sea portion of it, ended at the circle of
rocks just past town.
"Ahhhh… a lucious area that's not so grim. It's time that I got in another
swim!" Gruntilda said. After slipping her feet out of her shoes once again, the
giantess snapped her fingers and with a few randomly colored sparkles, her dress
changed into her dark purple bikini once again.
As this was happening, a very drunk pirate named Captain Blackeye came walking
out of one of the buildings. Blackeye wobbled his way outside, having to grab a
nearby lamppost to keep his balance.
"Aye… that be the last time I dare myself to 10 glasses o' grog." Blackeye said
as he blinked his eyes rapidly trying to unblur his vision. Even as he did so,
he looked ahead and then up at the giant Gruntilda as she continued to stand and
look at the area around her.
"M-M-Madeleine?" Blackeye said as he tried his best to look up at the giantess's
face. His grogginess was obviously causing him to mistake Gruntilda for someone
else, but he nevertheless opened his mouth wide and jumped for joy.
"Madeleine! O' how I've longed to have ye company once again!" Blackeye said as
he ran up towards the giantess and hugged her big toe.
Gruntilda spotted this as she looked down by her feet.
"Oh? Who is that fool down by my feet? Perhaps it is another fan who wants to
meet and greet!" Gruntilda said as she kneeled down and picked up the distracted
pirate. Blackeye looked up but it was far too late to dodge the giant fingers
that were coming down for him. He watched as he rode up and up and up into the
air until he was looking right into Gruntilda's huge right eye.
"Aye, Madeleine! It has been so long! Ye's looking so fine for such a grown up
captured lass!" Blackeye said.
"Hohoho, you must be mistaken! I am Gruntilda and not the girl you say you have
taken." Gruntilda said.
"Harhar, don't be kiddin' me, ya scurvy beauty! I recognize that short black
hair an' glowin' red eyes anywhere!" Blackeye said. Gruntilda just rolled her
eyes. She easily figured this pirate was under the influence of something that
she didn't want to be anywhere near. She thought about throwing him out towards
the ocean, but instead thought back to when he was hugging her big toe, thus
giving her an idea.
"So, my little pirate who adores my feet? How about giving them a rub and I'll
give you a treat!" Gruntilda said.
"Aye aye, my sweet Madeleine!" Blackeye said.
The giant Gruntilda then walked over on top of Pawno's Emporium and sat
herself down on top of the structure, crushing it flat. Emerging from out of the
wreckage was Pawno himself.
"Awww, man! You're going to pay for messing up my shop!" Pawno shouted, only to
receive a menacing glare from the giantess.
"You are foolish to try and give me a tease. I should stomp you flatter than
swiss cheese!" Gruntilda said. The giantess then reached down to try and pick up
Pawno.
"Ummmm… yeah, I'll just send you a bill!" Pawno shouted as he darted for the
ocean and swam underneath the water. Gruntilda simply laughed the creature off
and got back to what she was holding in the form of Captain Blackeye. After
adjusting herself so that her kneecaps were pointing straight in the air and her
toes were just inches away from the water, Gruntilda casually dropped Blackeye
on top of her right foot.
"Now then, my little pirate pal. Do your best to rub my feet and I won't give
you a root canal!" Gruntilda said.
"Aye! Anything for my sweet and lovely Madeleine!" Blackeye said as he saluted
the giantess even though her knees was blocking his view of her face. The pirate
turned around and looked down at not just her green skin, but how large her toes
were to begin with.
"Strange… I don't remember her feet being this humongous. Aye, what the hay!
She's probably been working out!" Blackeye said to himself as he got to rubbing
the top of Gruntilda's right foot. At first he was simply using his hands to
massage as much green skin as he could, and this was not enough for the giantess
as she wiggled her toes and knocked the pirate off balance.
"Come on now, step up your rubbing! Otherwise, I'll give you a real good
clubbing!" Gruntilda said. Blackeye then resorted to almost throwing his entire
body all over the top of the foot. Gruntilda smiled as she could feel these
movements, but it still wasn't enough. She decided she should kidnap some more
victims to join in the fun, and that's when she set her sights on two more
characters to her right, Jolly Roger and Merry Maggie Malpass.
"Ahhhh… two more creatures the size of specks. Now come to me, my massaging
subjects!" Gruntilda said as she reached for the two.
"Uh oh! Run for your life, Merry Maggie!" Jolly Roger shouted, but before the
two could run even one step, they were grabbed by the giantess, who wasted no
time in dropping the duo on her other foot.
"Now get to massaging, you little brat! If you don't comply, I'll simply crush
you flat!" Gruntilda said. Gulping nervously knowing there was no way out of
this mess, both Jolly Roger and Merry Maggie got to rubbing the top of the
giantess's foot. Gruntilda moaned softly as she felt she was finally getting
somewhere.
"Ahhhh… now we're talking. I'm so comfortable it makes me never want to go
walking." Gruntilda said as she wiggled her legs back and forth, watching with
delight her captives rub her feet.
A couple minutes later, Gruntilda suddenly heard something buzzing above her
head. She looked up and saw it was two of the saucers from the Saucer of Peril
attraction at Witchyworld. This didn't come as a surprise, as she remembered
they could be detached and used as flying attack vehicles… if only her sisters
hadn't been so lazy and wasted their time doing other things. And speaking of
her sisters, Mingella and Blobbella were the ones flying the ships.
"There you are, Great Big Sis!" Blobbelda said.
"Been looking all over the island for you, we have." Mingella said.
"Pffft… I'm hard to miss given my magnificent size, but for what reason do I owe
this pleasant surprise?" Gruntilda said.
"Two pieces of important news, we must deliver. First, found what the Ice Key
belongs to, we have." Blobbelda said.
"Inside was a Mega Glowbo. Funny looking shaman named Mumbo Jumbo came and
grabbed it, yes. He said it would prove useful for a new spell that you would
most like. Time it would take, however." Mingella said.
"Mmmmm… I'm looking forward to experiencing this type of magic, although the
wait is very very tragic." Gruntilda said.
"But even more important… that mangy bear and bird have made it to Cauldron
Keep!" Blobbella said. Gruntilda's eyes opened at their widest.
"Ahhhh… so the bear and bird have come out of hiding! Find them I shall and then
down my throat they're go sliding!" Gruntilda said. The giantess then got up and
stood to her full height, next looking down at the three inhabitants of the
lagoon that were rubbing her feet (Jolly Roger, Merry Maggie Malpass, and
Captain Blackeye).
"I thank you three for the massage but you are free to go. I'm so sorry that you
can't stay and enjoy the show!" Gruntilda said as she suddenly thrust her foot
forward and flung Captain Blackeye out towards the ocean, although the drunken
pirate did have some parting words.
"Aye aye, matey! I'll make sure that Edison stays away, along with his mangy
mutt, Dinger, from this sea of thieves!!" Blackeye shouted before he went
splashing into the water. Gruntilda then threw out her other foot like she was
kicking a ball, sending Jolly Roger and his girlfriend far into the ocean as
well.
"At last, the time has come to crush that bear! Then I'll crush the rest of the
lands with time to spare!" Gruntilda said as she closed her eyes and
concentrated her warping spell once more even though she was still in her
bikini. Soon the giantess disappeared in many bright lights and was gone from
the area.
Blobbella and Mingella, meanwhile, looked down from their saucers and noticed
Gruntilda had left her giant purple shoes behind.
"Ummm… are we supposed to pick those up and carry them back to the castle?"
Blobbella asked.
"Sigh… Even when she's grown up, literally and figuratively, she still leaves
things behind for us to clean up." Mingella said as they both shook their heads.
Meanwhile, on top of the castle that overlooked the Isle O' Hags known as
Cauldron Keep, which served as the home of Gruntilda and her sisters, Banjo and
Kazooie were standing atop the tallest tower. They had managed to recover from
their injuries and were now hoping to catch up with Gruntilda and somehow force
her to return the beauty she stole from Tooty.
"Huh? That's strange. She's nowhere to be found." Banjo said.
"She's probably still stomping around some innocent land, or maybe dancing with
the dinosaurs if she's in Terrydactyland." Kazooie said.
"Come on, Kazooie. There's no way she could still be gigantic like she was in
Spiral Mountain. Surely whatever made her grow has worn out by now." Banjo said.
Just then, the ground started to shake rhythmically every second, shaking the
tower that the heroic duo were standing on. As Banjo & Kazooie did their best to
maintain their balance, they looked towards the north where they saw something
emerging from the fog. That something, of course, was the 360-foot-tall purple
bikini wearing Gruntilda. The giantess walked up towards the tower and stopped
with the bottom of her chest a mere handful of yards from the top of the tower.
Kazooie looked annoyed at Banjo.
"You were saying?" Kazooie said.
"Hahahaha!! Banjo and Kazooie, so nice to see you. I would've thought you'd hide
forever like you caught the flu." Gruntilda said.
"We're… gulp… we're not afraid of you, Gruntilda! We've come to stop you and get
my sister's beauty back!" Banjo shouted.
"It's so cute to see you squeal, but perhaps you should surrender so you can
live… and that's my deal!" Gruntilda said.
"Bah! I for one am not afraid of anything that's way bigger than me! I'll help
Banjo all the way to the end!" Kazooie shouted.
"Hahaha! Then let us stop our silly chatting like you're at a workstation! It is
time for our final confrontation!" Gruntilda said.
The giantess charged up some energy balls and fired them down at Banjo and
Kazooie, who ran around and dodged them. They weren't easy to dodge given
Gruntilda's size, which made the energy balls quite large as well. Still, they
were able to avoid taking damage for a good couple minutes.
"Banjo, why are we playing Dodge 'Em!? We've gotta shoot at her at some point!"
Kazooie said. The bird was suddenly pulled out of Banjo's backpack, and Banjo
cocked his bird friend's neck up and down to load her up with eggs.
"Ready when you are, Kazooie!" Banjo said. After he dodged another fireball from
the giantess, Banjo made Kazooie fire a steady stream of normal blue eggs up at
the giantess. They either bounced off her chest (covered by her bikini) or broke
apart on her face and did no damage. In fact, Gruntilda even licked the yolks
off her face and smiled.
"You think you're as nimble as an acrobat? After this next attack, you'll surely
go splat!" Gruntilda said as she raised one of her hands up in the air.
"Look out, Banjo!" Kazooie shouted. Banjo took note of where the shadows were
and aligned himself with the light, managing to avoid being crushed by the
giantess's hand and standing in between two of her fingers. Gruntilda lifted up
her hand and quickly tried another way to crush Banjo flat.
"To survive being crushed by my hand, you passed that test. But let's see if you
can dodge my great big chest!" Gruntilda said. She grabbed the sides of the
tower and made a little hop, allowing her breasts to go higher above the tower
itself, then she quickly pressed her breasts down, covering about half of the
tower. She dragged them forward trying to crush Banjo, but the bear and bird
quickly ran out of the way. Despite that, they still felt a sense of
claustrophobia as Gruntilda's head and neck were directly above the duo. In
fact, a few strands of her black hair actually knocked them off their feet as
Gruntilda had to settle back down on solid ground and move her breasts away.
The giantess tried another attack on the duo, one that would hopefully end
the battle quickly and get her a sense of what bears and birds tasted like.
"Now it's time for you to enter my belly. Surely you'll taste better than sticks
of celery!" Gruntilda said as she lowered her head until it was atop the tower.
She then started sucking in air, with Banjo and Kazooie running as hard and fast
as they could against the vacuum.
"Banjo! The Grenade Eggs! Shoot the Grenade Eggs!" Kazooie shouted. After
tugging on one of Kazooie's wings to change ammo, Banjo quickly turned around
and shot a grenade egg into Gruntilda's wide open mouth. It exploded deep
inside, and Gruntilda shut her mouth and recoiled back in pain.
"OW!!!" Gruntilda shouted. After rubbing both the inside and outside of her
teeth to make sure there wasn't too much damage (aside from the smoke billowing
from out of her mouth), Gruntilda shook her head and looked angrily down at the
duo.
"Grrrr… you may have gotten lucky, but I say big deal. Sooner or later, you'll
be my full course meal!" Gruntilda said.
Then the battle repeated itself, almost like the three were part of a video game. Gruntilda throws fireballs, Banjo & Kazooie dodge them. Gruntilda tries to smash the duo with her hand, but Banjo finds safety in between her fingers. Gruntilda tries to smush the duo with her breasts, but the bird & bear pair easily dodge thanks to Gruntilda not being quite tall enough to leverage herself. She tries sucking the heroes into her mouth, only to get hit inside the mouth by an explosive grenade egg, like she were being punched by a robot that was just her size. Rinse & repeat. Rinse & repeat.
The fourth cycle is when Banjo & Kazooie's luck would finally run out. Just
as Gruntilda is trying to smash Banjo & Kazooie with her hand, suddenly she
stops when a saucer buzzes by her head. At first she didn't recognize it to be a
saucer.
"What is with that silly little fly? I'll make it pay for almost giving me a
black eye!" Gruntilda said. She started to wind up her hands to crush the 'fly'
in between then, but then stopped when she saw it was another one of the
Witchyworld saucers. But instead of one of her sisters, she was instead looking
at Mumbo Jumbo.
"Huh? What's he doing here!?" Kazooie shouted.
"Wait, Beautiful Big & Tall Gruntilda! Mumbo flying saucer!" Mumbo Jumbo
shouted.
"Ah, I did not know my good friend, Mumbo Jumbo, could fly. So what is that
brings you in front of my eye?" Gruntilda said.
"Mumbo finished making magic with Mega Glowbo. Mumbo can make giant Gruntilda
even more giant." Mumbo Jumbo said. This brought the biggest smile yet to
Gruntilda's face.
"Oooooh… how I have longed to be even bigger! Don't waste another moment and
pull the trigger!" Gruntilda shouted.
"Okay… here comes most powerful Mighty Mumbo Magic ever!" Mumbo Jumbo said as he
pulled out his pot and began dancing around.
"Uh oh…" Banjo casually said. Even he knew the difficulty of his battle with the
bikini wearing Gruntilda was about to be turned up to impossible.
With a smile on her face and already imagining what the world was going to
look like now, Gruntilda watched as Mumbo Jumbo worked his magic.
"Eekum bokum, eekum bokum, ooooh aaaah ooooh! Ooooh aaaah ooooh! Eekum bokum,
eekum bokum, eekum bokum, eat your heart! Eekum bokum, eekum bokum…" Mumbo Jumbo
said as he danced around and a larger-than-usual Glowbo flew out of the pot.
Many, many blue bolts of energy came out next and swirled around Gruntilda.
And that's when the villainess grew again. There was no uneven growth this
time… it was coming all in one swoop. The growth was very fast paced. Already
she was twice her previous size. She didn't even feel the need to rhyme as
excited as she was becoming.
"Yes! Bigger! MUCH BIGGER!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!" Gruntilda screamed as she watched her
castle get increasingly smaller and smaller. Already she was so big, Banjo,
Kazooie, and Mumbo Jumbo looked smaller than even ants from her perspective. In
fact, the ground was shaking so hard from the giantess's growth spurt, it was
almost like an earthquake to the bear and bird. Mumbo Jumbo simply watched with
hearts coming out of his eyes. He didn't even see one of Gruntilda's growing
legs coming towards him and it clipped his saucer, sending him spiraling out of
control.
Finally, at long last, Gruntilda's growth stopped. It was hard to pinpoint an
exact number, but she was most definitely thousands of feet tall now. In fact,
she was so massive… the tallest tower of Cauldron Keep, the same one Banjo &
Kazooie were standing on, was the same size as Gruntilda's pinky toe. Banjo &
Kazooie covered their ears as Gruntilda's voice sounded as loud as a sonic boom.
"HAHAHAHA! SO KAZOOIE, DO YOU STILL THINK I'M NOT SO BIG NOW? I'M SO EXCITED, I
DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE RHYMING ANYMORE!" Gruntilda said.
"Ummmm… Banjo. I vote we get the bloody heck out of here!" Kazooie said as she
and Banjo looked up and tried to find Gruntilda's face, but all they could see
were her towering legs.
"Abandon tower!" Banjo said as he threw Kazooie into his backpack and made his
way towards the nearby staircase. He didn't even look to see Gruntilda's giga
sized foot raising up in the air.
"IT'S BEEN FUN MY FURRY AND FEATHERED FRIENDS, BUT IT'S GAME OVER FOR YOU TWO
NOW." Gruntilda said. She then slammed her foot down on the castle, crushing it
entirely. For Banjo & Kazooie, it all ended as fast as a blink of an eye.
Gruntilda shifted her foot left and right, making sure to crush good whatever
was left of the castle beneath her green-skinned bare foot. Then she took a look
around. All of the Isle O' Hags could be seen without having to look in another
direction.
"MMMMM… TO THINK THE ISLE O' HAGS WAS ONCE SO MASSIVE. I SHOULD SHOW IT THAT I'M
NOT SO PASSIVE!" Gruntilda said. But instead of crushing the rest of the island
with her feet, she got down on her knees in water that felt like was only 2
inches deep now. She then bent down and crushed about 70-80% of the entire
island underneath her breasts. Uttering a moan that echoed for several miles
away, Gruntilda shifted her breasts left and right until she felt every last
square inch of the island was crushed beneath the top half of her bikini. For a
last good measure, Gruntilda lifted up her chest and then turned around and
rubbed her behind over the island as well, giving the other half of her bikini a
good smushing as well.
By the time Gruntilda was done and stood back to her full height, the Isle O'
Hags was no more. Any life that was still on it was surely crushed by the
massive giantess. And yet, Gruntilda was not done.
"WELL NOW, THAT WAS TOO MUCH FUN. I SHOULD TAKE A WALK AND SEE IF THERE'S ANY
OTHER PLACE THAT DESERVES TO BE CRUSHED UNDER MY GLORIOUS GIANT BODY. OOOOOH…
MAYBE I'LL START WITH THE DK ISLES." Gruntilda said. Despite not knowing exactly
where this DK Isles laid, she turned around, away from where the Isle O' Hags
once was, and walked away, marveling at the massive booms each of her footsteps
were leaving as water crashed in waves away from her toes… waves that would be
considered tidal to anyone waverunning around the area.
Even as Gruntilda was walking, she strangely started to hear a familiar
voice.
"Missstresss Gruntilda, wake up!" the voice said.
"HUH? KLUNGO? WHERE ARE YOU? PERHAPS YOU HAVE TAKEN REFUGE IN MY EAR?" Gruntilda
said.
"Wake up, Missstresss!" Klungo said. It confused the giantess that she was being
advised to wake up, but before she could wonder any more, suddenly there was an
intense bright white light that forced Gruntilda to shield her eyes.
The next time she opened her eyes, there was no more vast ocean or cloudy
blue sky. She was back inside her Beauty Transfer Machine, and she didn't have
to look far to realize she was back in her usual ugly witch self... and more
importantly back to her normal size.
"Missstresss Gruntilda, wake up! Thisss isss very important!" Klungo said as he
continued banging on the glass window to where Gruntilda was standing.
"Klungo, how dare you disturb my slumber? I was enjoying crushing whole lands
flatter than a cucumber!" Gruntilda said.
"Forgive me, missstresss, but the bear and bird have made it passst Click Clock
Wood. They are on their way up here!" Klungo shouted.
"What!? I do not believe that bear and bird would get this far. Open this door,
Klungo, like I'm coming out of a car!" Gruntilda said. Klungo walked over to the
machine and pressed some buttons, opening both doors of the Beauty Transfer
Machine. Gruntilda immediately stepped out and straightened out her witch hat
and, begrudgingly, patted her fat tummy.
"What will we do now, Missstresss?" Klungo asked. Gruntilda walked over towards
Banjo's beautiful younger sister, Tooty, and grabbed her by the hand.
"Tooty, my dear, move your thighs. You'll be on my game show as tonight's grand
prize!" Gruntilda said.
"Hey! Let go of me!" Tooty shouted as she, Gruntilda, and Klungo all walked out
of the chamber and made their way to where Banjo and Kazooie were waiting… in
the room of Gruntilda's life size game show, Grunty's Furnace Fun.
Along the way, Gruntilda eagerly hoped she would Banjo & Kazooie would fail and fall to a death rich with molten lava, that way she could make real her dream of not only being the beautiest of them all… but also growing big and tall.
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